5 Stagehands Fall Out of a Closet (the goose crisis)

An avante-garde model, a professor of botanical poetry, and a paranormal investigator walk into a bar. Ouch.

They proceed to the back of the Trestle Inn, where, hidden behind an ominous curtain, shapeshifter Grace Lazarz unleashes a bevy of lovably grotesque characters into the intimate Go-Go purgatory.

Lazarz and director/collaborator, Michael Amendola, invite the audience to follow a whirligig of comic delirium while a chorus of 2 57 13 … 5 stagehands try to piece together a psyche with bubblegum and bum notes… before time runs out.

Get your steps in, lewk mortality in the eye(s), and discover the beauty of aging car mechanics and mutated pig innkeepers. “5SFOOAC(TGC)” is an absurdity that will stay with you until your cosmic punch(ouch)line.

*Characters created by various imbalances.

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Genre: Comedy, Theater

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Audience Interaction

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